Jacquelyn Hyde - MC Frontalot

Corn syrup!

We’re breaking up

The doctor explained it: I’m old as Tut

I’m supposed to take pills that mitigate triglycerides

Seems we’re at a crossroads, you and I

Dated for decades, built up trust

Might have loved sugar better but it wasn’t discussed;

We had an agreement: you’d be in everything, I’d eat it

But you lied when you said you’d be all that I needed

She had means, I don’t need to say it

She had dreams I was only in the way of

I pleaded with you, PS2, don’t leave me

You had a change of heart for a while (which was deceiving)

I looked deep inside of you, fine-tuned a lens

Left the screws off, thought we could just be friends

Maybe hook up on occasion, for old times' sake

But you won’t mount a disc now, boot to heartache

It’s just not the same between us, so scat

When your emulator’s old enough, I’m ravishing that

Prosperity, I’ve had it, get thee hence

Better break it off early, not risk suspense

Let a new generation learn to live with fence

And windows with bars and bats that make dents

In heads and… yikes, the lean times are scary!

I changed my mind prosperity, let’s stay married!

You’ve already given up on me?

But what of lubs?

The way you turn on a dime, you’re not who I thought you was

Ear infection, I feel betrayed

You used to come visit a lot, plus you stayed

Now it’s like I don’t know you, call you Jacquelyn Hyde.

My ear’s safe and warm yet you wander outside

Where’d you sleep last night?

Should I guess?

Doesn’t hurt when I burp: I’m without your distress

How’d you do me like this?

That’s it.

We’re not together

How’s it my fault, for taking up with eardrops?

Whatever

California!

Listen, we’re breaking up

I know I left my heart in the heart of you, but

I can’t keep from feeling push came to shove

And you undid the part I was proudest to love

California, I’ll still visit I promise

Not least among charms, you’re the place where my mom is

And I’ll be back.

Get your votes rearranged

Till then, we can’t date.

It’s your fault, you changed