DDoS - MC Frontalot

All heads saturated by internets

Get progressively worse at thought

Imagine it the other way around?

It’s not

All heads saturated by internets

Get progressively overwhelmed

Are you the service or are you the clientele?

All sysops on deck.

This is an awesome wreck

This is one of the best «too much internets» we’ve seen yet

Elect to force-quit deceptive packets talking

And I’m bottlenecked by horseshit, the truth can’t even login

My noggin’s under attack, and it’s weak, and it’s fraught

Chief SRE in charge of me is completely distraught

Muttering, «What am I gonna do?

I had one job:

Keep Front’s clown lobes from succumbing to the fun mob

Keep the dumb throb of the input

And resultant inaction from gaining the traction it could.»

And Front has withstood a lot of stressers & booters

But what can you do, it’s a really big mess o' computers

And Smartbulbs and Fitbits and disinformations

I fail to figure which is which amidst this inundation

A topic gets broachable: consider cut lines.

(Never!)

Consider negotiable: mission critical uptimes

All heads saturated by internets

Get progressively overwhelmed

And oh yes, we’re nearly over now

All heads saturated by internets

Get progressively worse at thinking

Let that thought be the last to sink in