Which Song - Max Tundra

The future unfurls untenably

My schemes are cut down like a dying tree

If this one is the tune about you and me

Then which song is the one about Kevy B?

When I had the chance to stand up and triumph in a room

You would turn away and conversation would resume

All the plans we made together I’ll give to someone new

Hopefully she’ll be there when my US tour is through

All through my life I have been distracted by a

Potential wife, then she finds another guy

I understand;

I should wait a while before I

Ask for your hand, but I can’t resist your smile

I’ve been with some girls in the industry

In England, in France and in Germany

If this one is the tune about you and me

Then which song is the one about Kevy B?

Fashion, sport and image are worlds I cannot stand

But I can’t avoid them as I walk across this land

Just because I don’t like football, or wear expensive shoes

Doesn’t mean my friendship isn’t something you should choose

Ultimately, different coloured fabric sewn together would be

Many times more useful if they taught me to flirt

But instead, inanimate, they hang there, inert

Waiting to encumber me

This jumper was bought for 20p

The trousers and shirt were thrown in free

If this one is the tune about Louis V

Then which song is the one about Agnes B?