Primal Weekend - Martha and the Muffins

Sally was a painter and a victim of our age

Put faith in health-food living and a certain Buddhist sage

Who told her that to see the light her ego had to go

The conflict was too much for her, the strain began to show

Her mind was in a quandary, she was slowly going mad

She even threw the I Ching but it always turned out bad

What to do?

What to think?

Not a clue

Then she saw an item on Eye Witness Evening News

Threw away her Valium and her 222's too

«Therapy's the answer.»

said the television voice

«Returning to the womb is your safest choice.»

Her mind is reeling backwards through a primal scream

Lukewarm water baths and all her childhood dreams

A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y

A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y

Primal weekend

Primal weekend

It’s a primal weekend

It’s all right

It’s okay, it’s all right

Put the hose away