Mighty As Kong - Mark Hamill

He got to New York City

He had just arrived

He was hungry, he was naked

He was barely alive

Tried to make it big in show biz

He showed 'em what he had

But they all just laughed in his face

He broke out of them chains

Climbed straight to the top

Picked up a girl along the way

Showed 'em all who was boss

'Cause back in his hometown

They called him a king

And it wasn’t about his size, uh-uh

And I think of my friend every time that I feel small

He never let his tiny penis make him forget

He was the greatest of all

He was mighty (Mighty, mighty)

Mighty as Kong

Yeah, he was mighty (Mighty, mighty)

Mighty as Kong

It doesn’t matter if you’re hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk

When you’re king, no one cares about the size of your junk

Nah, not when you’re mighty

Yeah, mighty as Kong

My buddy was smaller in 1933

Came back in 2005 but didn’t make history

'Cause bigger don’t mean it’s better quality

I mean, just look at the Empire State

It ain’t that impressive, man

I’ve never seen the ending, nah, I always turn it off

'Cause I’m pretty sure

My buddy’s gonna live forever

Swattin' down planes and holdin' up his girl

'Cause he’s mighty (Mighty, mighty)

Mighty as Kong

Yeah, he was mighty (Mighty, mighty)

Mighty as Kong

It doesn’t matter if you’re hung like a mouse or an elephant trunk

When you’re king, no one cares about the size of your junk

Nah, not when you’re mighty

Yeah, mighty as Kong

I’m not as big as I’d like to be

She came to my jungle, she laughed at me

So I sat her down and told his story because

I’m an American man with an American song

Takin' an American stand on my American dong

'Cause I’m mighty (Mighty, mighty)

Mighty as Kong, woo!

Yeah, I’m mighty (Mighty, mighty)

Yeah, mighty as Kong

As sure as my name is Glenn Henderson

You can find me at home on Maplewood Drive

I’m the guy in the window thankin' God I’m alive

So proud he made me mighty

Yeah, mighty as Kong

Now you know I’m mighty

Yeah, mighty as Kong