Voice Mail Lady - Mark Douglas

To lissten to your messeges press 1 to change your personal options press 4 to

lissten to your messages press 1 to disconnect press star

I call you every day but you never get back to me ive been checking my

voicemail obsessively

Its been seven months sice we last spoken

Are you avoiding me or is your phone just broken?

Your sister told me you where seeing someone new

Well i am too and shes hotter than you

Im in love, love im in love with the voicemail lady

Press 1

Im in love, love, love and sehs gonna have my digital baby

Auotoplay on or off?

Thats right girl you’ve been replaced cause shes my soul mate but ive never

seen her face

I love the way she asks me to enter my pin im hot bothered and ready to begin

yah

To turn me on press 1 to controll me press 2 to enter me press 3 to counttiess

press star

Im on the phone so much thay say i get a tumour but im not really worried cause

i think its just a rumore

Im frustrated but i got no choice shes never ever touched me but she gives good

voice

I found the adress of the girl who plays her

Then i put on my tie and my nices blazar

I walked up to the door and i rang the bell and her husband walked out saying

what the hell

«Hello welcome to bitch slap town, you have slected to get your ass kicked

rated R dont ever go near my wife again rated R if you like to get you ass kick

again press 1

Im in love, love, love

Im in love with the voicemail lady

Goodbye

Im in love, love, love im bot sure if i can still have babies?

Im in love, love, love

Im in love with the voicemail lady

Are you still there?