Man (Opposable Thumb) - The Presidents Of The United States Of America

I’m being hassled by the man

The man

The man

The man

Man

You crush a killer with a thigh bone

Man

You call a cable, make a cozy home

Man

You be a rock 'n' roll singer

Man

You got a thumb and a finger

You got opposable thumb

Opposable thumb

Opposable thumb

I got one!

Opposable thumb

Opposable thumb

Opposable thumb

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I got one!

1973 or '76

One time I was a…

…man

I crush a killer with a rock

Man

Ten million years until you talk

Man

You a cruncher and a moaner?

Man

All you can manage is a boner

And your opposable thumb

Opposable thumb

Opposable thumb

Well, I got one!

Opposable thumb

Opposable thumb

Opposable thumb

I got one!

Man

You gotta learn to drive a big rig

Man

You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig

Man

You got something against me

Man

You’re gonna have to try to kill me

If you wanna be a man

If you wanna be a man

If you wanna be a man

If you wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man

I got one of those opposable thumbs…