E.R.N.I.E. - Madness

I am the bringer of your wishes

Your savior from doing work

The washer of your dishes

And you still get your midday perk

Estate agent your mansion

And pot of gold all the home comforts

Before you’re getting tired and old

One more try, try to get what you’ve never had

Five more Bob for the whole world it can’t be bad

We can’t all win look it’s happening

The futures looking not so bleak

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week

So when you hear me coming

Along halls and up the stairs

In the back of teapots

In the cupboard under chairs

Forget all your wives tales

Of forecasts and dividends

When Ernie feels vibrations

Only pays out to trusted friends

One more try try to get what you’ve never had

Five more Bob for the whole world it can’t be bad

We can’t all win look it’s happening

The futures looking not so bleak

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week

Congratulations you’ve just won

A five thousand pound premium bond

Your hand on the bottle

And your eyes screwed upon the set

When the score comes up it could be you for the big one yet

No thank you on the front page of the Currant Bun

They think you stink but in the pub you’ll be number one

One more try try to get what you’ve never had

Five more Bob for the whole world it can’t be bad

We can’t all win look it’s happening

The futures looking not so bleak

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week