The Purge Siren Dubstep -

Announcing the commencement of the annual Purge

Sanctioned by the U.S. Government.

Weapons of class IV and lower

Have been authorized for use during The Purge.

All other weapons are restricted.

Government officials of ranking 10

Have been granted immunity from The Purge

And shall not be harmed

Commencing at the siren

Any and all crime

Including murder will be legal for 12 continuous hours.

Police, fire, and emergency medical services

Will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m.

When The Purge concludes

Blessed be our new founding fathers

And America, a nation reborn

May God be with you all.