Big Boat - M Ward

Well, he says he’s got a big boat

A high roller

And everybody knows its name

Oh, it’s a big boat

And it pumps up the poor boy’s pride

Says he’s got a big boat

But it’s just a ferry boat

And that makes for a short, short ride

Says he’s got a big boat

A wide load

Enough to bring the party down

Oh yeah, a big boat

It ain’t no Carnival Cruise

Says he’s got a big boat

But it’s just a ferry boat

Enough to fit an extra one or two

Says he’s got a big boat

But it’s just a ferry boat

And that makes for a short, short ride

Says he’s got a fast boat

Talk about light speed

But everybody knows the truth, oh

Hey, a big boat

Get your oars back in the water, kid

Says he’s got a fast boat

But it’s just a ferry boat

It ain’t no faster than a goldfish

Says he got a big boat

But it’s just a ferry boat

And that makes for a short, short ride