Edgar - Lunachicks

Lookin' at you with your seven toes

Always there when I’m tastin' the woes

Your shit stinks worse than the rest

But my honey, I think you’re the best

You are the best

Oh, oh, oh, you are the best

Catchin' flies like no pussy can

You’re more faithful than any man

So soft & sweet & beautiful

I never ever wanna let you go

And you’re never dull

No!

No!

No!

You’re never dull

'Cause you’re my friend, Edgar

My friendly friend, Edgar

My feline friend, Edgar

My friendly friend, Edgar

You’re named after that Poe dude

Love a spankin' if you’re in the mood

So soft and sweet and cuddly

Baby, baby make me wanna sing

And I think you’re the best!

Yes, yes, yes!

I think you’re the best

Stand by me through thick & thin

Cryin' at the door I’ll let you in

Lookin' at you with your loving eyes

So young but you seem so wise

Eatin' food before Miso can

Chewin' plastic on the garbage can

Love a nip when you wanna get high

Piss in the shower cause you’re so fly!

My friendly friend, my feline friend…