Caravan Man - Luke Haines

Elddis Hurricane XL

Scores higher that Swift Swallow

Overrated in «Which»

consumer magazine

I’m a caravan man

It’s the caravan life for me

Took ex-wife to caravan show

She was impressed y’know

She was mainly happy

It’s a day out for all the family

I’m a caravan man

I’m a leisure freak

Campsites in the corner of my eye

Motorhomes go speeding by

I have visions of pop-up tents

And campsite étiquette

— is very important indeed

Outdoor cookers on Scottish borders

2 berth awnings chemical toilets

I’m an 8 wheeler tourer Fuhrer

I’m a white line freak

I’m a caravan man

It’s the caravan life for me.