Take My Drunk Ass Home - Luke Bryan

It’s time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone

Hit on all the girls, sang every song

It’s time to take my drunk ass home

Well I worked all week

So I could come here

Have a good time and an ice cold beer

But 1 turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20

And 20 plus an empty bottle’s too damn many

It’s time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone

Hit on all the girls, sang every song

It’s time to take my drunk ass home

Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt

I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt

My fall back plan, has done got sad

'Cause my ex-girlfriend ain’t lookin' half bad

It’s time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone

Hit on all the girls, sang every song

It’s time to take my drunk ass home

«Help me up, aw put me back down put me back down»

I sucker punched my best friend

And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band

I, I look like hell, I feel like shit

I think its time I call it quits

It’s time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone

Hit on all the girls, sang every song

It’s time to take my drunk ass home

Yea its time to take my drunk ass home

I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone

Yea my lips all busted and my buzz is gone

Its time to take my drunk ass home

If y’all agree, then sing along

Its time to take, my drunk ass home

«Oh somebody call me a cab, please»