Hollywood - Low Cut Connie

I ain’t no Marlon Brando, ain’t no Jimmy Dean

Ain’t no Casanova up upon the screen

I’m standin' in a doorway, sleepin' on the street

Walkin' down the freeway, no shoes upon my feet

Oh Hollywood, don’t bring me down

Don’t stab my back when I turn around

Oh Hollywood, don’t break my ball

I’m not a real bad guy after all

Standin' on a corner in the California sun

Dressed up like a cowboy with a song for everyone

You look like an actress, baby, you look like a star

Did you ever stop and think about how fortunate you are?

Oh Hollywood, don’t bring me down

Don’t stab my back when I turn around

Oh Hollywood, don’t bust my balls

I’m not a real bad guy after all