Rambunctious - Loudon Wainwright III

Waiting on line at the bank the other day

Hey, trying to lay a hand on my money

Lunch time, long line, 'bout midday

Ten windows, two tellers—not funny

Checking, savings, withdrawal, deposit

Hey, I’m tryin' a find a pen that functions

Please, Mister Officer, initial this check

Or I might get rambunctious

Sittin' around the house watching HBO

On the TV with the a/c on

Not doin' a lot 'cause it’s sweltering hot

Because there’s a heat wave goin' on

We blew a fuse and got the brownout blues

Meeting ice cream ain’t so scrumptious

Yeah, I was hot, I was mad—you know my mood it was bad

I was a tad rambunctious

Rambunctious

Rambunctious

Stuck behind the wheel on the LIE

There is no way that this is an expressway

Starting and stopping, and it kept popping

Rush hour got the power wrecking my day

Bumper to bumper I’m draggin' my muffler

Carbon monoxide mighty unctuous

Hey, don’t honk that horn at me, dipstick

Or I might get rambunctious

Hey, rambunctious

Rambunctious

Rambunctious

Rambunctious