IDTTYWLM - Loudon Wainwright III

I don’t think that your wife likes me

I don’t think that your wife likes me

And why do you suppose that that is?

I don’t know

Maybe, maybe it’s because we go drinking

Yeah, maybe it’s 'cause you and I go drinking together

And on occasion we take in an off broadway show

Or maybe it’s because I’m famous

Yeah, maybe she’s just a little bit jealous

Or maybe it’s because I was married

And now I’m divorced

On the telephone she sounds so hostile

On the telephone she sounds so hostile to me

And when I see her the smile that she flashes me

Well, it’s kind of forced

Anyway, I-I don’t think that your wife likes me

I don’t think that your wife likes me

I’m famous and she’s jealous

And she probably thinks I’m full of crap

And I don’t think that your wife trusts me

Now I don’t think that your wife trusts you

She thinks I take you out to eighth avenue to catch the…

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I don’t think that your wife likes me

I don’t think that your wife likes me

You know, I detest your wife

Did I ever tell you that before?

Ha-ha

Why do you suppose that that is?

I don’t know