Clockwork Chartreuse - Loudon Wainwright, III, Loudon Wainwright III

You got the black belt, I got the gun

Let’s team up tonight--have some fun

Let’s drink some drinks, find us some fights

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon: it’s Saturday night!

I’m very angry, you’re hopping mad

Let’s hurt some people--let's hurt them bad

Let’s break some heads, let’s bust some teeth

C’mon, it’s Saturday night: let’s get some relief!

We’ll get our rocks off

We’ll rape a co-ed

La la la la la la la la la…

Beat on a wino 'til he is dead

I’ll slug a hippie, you’ll plug a cop

We’ll go on a rampage and we won’t wanna stop

Oh baby

Now they say he’s helpless.

I do not care

Let’s get the guy in the wheelchair

God I hate women: they mess up your life

I’ll kill your mother, you kill my wife

Oh darling

It’s a hard day at the office, one needs to unwind

Let’s mix up some cocktails… the Molotov kind

Burn down the high school… the synogogue

Let’s burn down McDonald’s--let's go whole hog!

Quarter pounder

Now I know a rooftop, don’t you say nope

Let’s try out your rifle, the one with the scope

Tomorrow is Sunday, there’s gonna be some parades

Back at my house, I’ve got some grenades

I’ve got the black belt, you’ve got the gun

Hey, we’re gonna team up tonight: have some fun!