Cheatin' - Loudon Wainwright III

Cheatin' on you, baby

That’s not nice to do

Even though it feels real good to me

It just hurst you

If I knew how to quit it

You know baby that I would

Only problem, darlin'

Is doin' it feels so damn good

How come what I like to do

Makes you feel so damn bad?

Everything I’m into, darlin'

Seems to make you sad

Aw, of course I love you, baby

For me you’re the only one

But messin' with these other women

Is surely my idea of havin' fun

Let’s have a little bit of fun now, c’mon!

Yeah, I like keepin' secrets

I like sneaking' round

Gettin' into trouble

Actin' like a clown

Oh, there’s so many women out there

What’s a man like me supposed to do?

Feels like I been cheated

When I save all my love for you

I guess I’m like a little kid

Addicted to his kicks

I wish I was a better liar

Oh, I’d do a few more tricks

Then you wouldn’t know I cheated

And you wouldn’t feel so mad

Pissed off at your kid sister

She was the best I ever had