Undergrad - Louden Swain

You know she majored in photography

With a minor in geology

I always thought it was geography

I asked her where I’d find Romania

And she’d lie

She’d take me for a ride

In her mind

I’d follow, hollow and blind

But I’d try

I’d try, red faced and mad

I was an undergrad

You know I carried her backpack one time

Told her it was nothing, I was fine

The only pain I felt was in my mind

And that bitch didn’t even save me a seat!

I went back home with her to meet her Mom

Drank whiskey on the train and got real bombed

She left me alone on the family cot

But that’s okay 'cause I hooked up with her sister

Love is not a simple fad

When you’re an undergrad

Love is not a simple fad

When you’re an undergrad

Yeah, oh yeah

I was surprised when she broke up with me

Apparently, I was just way too sweet

Besides her heart belonged to somebody

And then I found her with my roommate, Larry!