How to Slice a Whore - Lordi

Have you ever felt like this

Pissed off at your bitch

We’ve got a way for you to scratch that itch

Our step by step dissection kit

Is sure to do the trick

No more of that face that makes you sick

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We’ll show you how

That’s how you slice a whore

Scoop out those eyes this way

For seeing other guys

Carve off her lips for telling all those lies

Scissor off her finger tips

For gutting hang her by this

Butchers hook inserted through the spine

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We’ll show you how

That’s how you slice a whore

So enjoy today

'Cause you will get caught

But that’s A-Ok

'Cause now the whore is gone

That’s how you slice a whore

That’s how you slice a whore