Charity Auction Ninja - Look Left

Come on, did you hear me,

I’ll give 20 dollars more to help them

little cats and dogs that have been

shut out in the cold

Hey mister mister auctioneer

I raise my hand

So if you need those bids believe me

I’m your man

He walks with an air like he’s not in the room

His eyes bright behind thin rimmed glasses

A smile to disarm his potential opponents in the game

With a flick of an ear he can hear any schemes

you may have if your hand would appear

is it your turn to share his might, in the figurative spot light

Though you might want to ask him why,

he’s got bigger things to buy.

Come on, did you hear me,

I’ll give 20 dollars more to help them

little cats and dogs that have been

shut out in the cold

Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer

I raise my hand

So if you need those bids believe me

I’m your man

Is it personal greed or a need to be the

last voice heard in a room full of rookies

his name is known by all the go-fers,

look, he’s droppin' two hundred on some knitted loafers

sometimes he’ll wait in the dark off the grid

until he jumps and doubles the highest bid.

Going once, going twice, 3, 4 times sold,

to the man in the striped lab coat

we all know this cat’s got claws

and hey it all goes to a good cause.

Come on, did you hear me,

I’ll give 20 dollars more to help them

little cats and dogs that have been

shut out in the cold

Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer

I raise my hand

So if you need those bids believe me

I’m your man

And with all of his charity auction prowess,

you’d think that he’d pick up lots of enemies but no,

he’s pretty much universally well-liked by

everyone that’s met him

Cause he never writes IOU’s or bounces checks,

you can bet, when his

hand is in the air, you had best not even dare

Come on, did you hear me,

I’ll give 20 dollars more to help them

little cats and dogs that have been

shut out in the cold

Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer

I raise my hand

So if you need those bids believe me

Come on, did you hear me,

I’ll give 20 dollars more to help them

little cats and dogs that have been

shut out in the cold

Hey mister (mister) mister auctioneer

I raise my hand

So if you need those bids believe me