Cop - Long Fin Killie

Cop says if I say a word, he’ll kill me

Climbing into his boxers

Dead-end street, skulking in a doorway

With his pants 'round his ankles

Jerk-off over a weekend TV guide, why high

Game show and the stars have caught in ratings

Cop says weekend TV beats the tabloids

There’s no competition

Color spreads out miles ahead if you ask him

They’re swimming with pin-ups

He’s not the kind for the slime of gangster gel, himself

More a man for a bird in the hand and a backstreet

This cop says that he’ll buy the Coca-Cola

And we’ll go to McDonald’s

If I don’t go come he’ll split my head wide open

It’s all over good fun

Burger King’s a pick-up joint for fags and hags

He says McDonald’s does a wicked chicken burger

Color spreads as soft porn

Color spreads as soft porn

Color spreads like soft porn

College-bred's a sophomore

Color spreads as soft porn

Color spreads as soft porn

Color spreads as soft porn

Color spreads as soft porn