The Slider - Lloyd Cole

I could never understand the wind at all

Was like a ball of love

I could never, never see the cosmic sea

Was like a bumblebee

And when I’m sad, I slide

I have never, never kissed a car before

It’s like a door

I have always, always grown my own before

All schools are strange

And when I’m sad, I slide

Oh, slide

Do do do do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do

And when I’m sad, I slide

I have never, never nailed a nose before

That’s how the garden grows

I could never understand the wind at all

Was like a ball of love

And when I’m sad, I slide

Watch now

I’m gonna slide