Mr. Good Bar - LL COOL J

Nah y’all nah y’all uh-uh

I ain’t disrespectin' though

I’m just sayin' it happen to me

It can happen to him

How you doin'?

What’s your name?

Uh, mmm, haha

Oh you’re his girl

Hello, my name is Mr. Goodbar

I’m came to offer champagne

Later on maybe I’ll tell you my real name

But for now sip your drink and be merry

And be a nice girl and save me a cherry

Me, I’ll have a Kaluha and milk

Cause champagne always stains my silk

You got a man?

That’s somethin' we will talk about

He’s smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out

I like your Fendi bag, your alligator shoes

Your hairstyle and your whole point of view

The way you lick your lips and stare

You tell me that’s a habit hmmm yeah

Honey-coated legs with not one scar

The stylish wardrobe is up to par

Here’s my number, call me in my car

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar

So how long you been talkin' to him… word?

Nah he’s cool with me, he’s cool with me

Oh, he loves you?

Honey, open up a bottle of brandy

Better yet, have a piece of Cool J candy

And sweat the man with the master-disaster

Break-ya-like-plaster-plan and

The cards on the table and the deal is dealt

(Uh) I’m in the mood for a tuna melt

And I can’t make you, I sure wouldn’t rape you

Feelin' kinda mellow and I sure would hate to

Leave the job half-done (Nah!)

'Cause at a time like this you’re the one that I’m lookin' for

Crawlin' on the floor

(WOOF!) I’m comin' back for more

If the Mona Lisa’s name was Teresa

I’d get a piece o' the Mona Lisa, then smoke a cigar

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar

Yeah, so you be callin' on the request line… hahahaha

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh he’s my man, word, him too

Yeah I like Bobby Brown

Tellin' you he’s cool but…

Don’t be cruel 'cause you’ll be on your own

It’s my prerogative and my microphone

Come and get this ice-cream cone

Or I’ll deliver it when your daddy ain’t home

Grown and healthy, that’s how I like 'em

Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs

Mmm, Mr. Goodbar style

You haven’t met a guy like me in a while

I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake

I ain’t got no Body by Jake

Smooth as White star Extra Dry Moët Chandon

And I’ll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon

YaknowhatI’msayin'?

I’m Mr. Goodbar (Goodbar) yeah

So you know next time, uh, your man is out

Check the lobby

Nah, nah he’s cool

Who, my girl?

Oh I don’t know your man might be with her (uh)

YaknowhatI’msayin'?

But I’m with you

Yeah Mr. Goodbar baby, uh

May I say… may I say

That outfit you got on… is slammin'

Juicy lips, so honey coated hmmm

Yo he never says that to you?

He never gives you compliments?

Yo he be givin' you flowers baby

And tellin' you how much he cares for you?

Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection?

I didn’t think so…