The Pact - Little Jackie

If none of us are married by the time we hit thirty

Then we’ll elope in Vegas and we’ll have some bratty babies

You were just read the riot act

Fact is I never forgot the pact

If you got a fall back plan understand

There’s a chance that you are gonna fall back

Holy moly matrimony

You know that it’s all bologna (boloney)

Stick a ring on my middle finger

And call it macaroni

They expiration date has passed

And we’re both still single

Stressin' about how the boat is sinkin'

Come on and bail me out

Seems like you and me got more in common

Than we think

Maybe we’re meant to be

Baby we can’t commit to anybody

So let’s get married

Even though you don’t believe in the institution

There are tax benefits

Let’s get married just to get you a green card

American citizenship

(We'll treat it like a business

Yup I’m such a romantic)

You can deal with my family

You put up with my moodiness

My anxiety disorder and my PMS PMS

I think your mom is cool

My dad’s got a man crush on you

And my brothers too

Think about all the tax deductions with the IRS

I learned my lesson well on my last vacation

Paddling alone in a kayak for one

Trying to keep up with the couples

I was suffering from exhaustion

Questioning why I’m terminally single is not fun

So let’s get married

Even though you don’t believe in the institution

There are tax benefits

Let’s get married just to get you a green card

American citizenship

We had to spread our wings to get a taste of life

Didn’t wanna let you go

But I didn’t wanna hold you back

We knew that deep down inside

We’d always love each other

So we made the pact

So let’s get married

Even though you don’t believe in the institution

There are tax benefits

Let’s get married just to get you a green card

American citizenship

So let’s get married

Even though you don’t believe in the institution

There are tax benefits

Let’s get married just to get you a green card

American citizenship

If none of us are married by the time we hit thirty

Then we’ll elope in Vegas and we’ll have some bratty babies

You can really cook somethin' up

You were born in Europe

If we ever need to flee this country, you got the hook up

It’s time for me to settle down

Time to kick the heels off

But I ain’t ever gonna move to LA

So the deal’s off