Touchdown Story -

Wait a minute let me ask you a question or two

Do you mind if I sit here can I buy you a drink?

If your response is a yes I’m guessing you are alone

Not implying that it wasn’t your choice, but…

You’re the kind of girl I could get into

Didn’t mean it in that way but you know you’re cute

Your look is captivating the way you use those eyes

I’m not rushing these things but will you sing along

I’m so fickle I’m stuck in this pickle

And I’m always searching for the perfect touchdown story

But the glory’s too good and never good enough

I guess that’s why they that life is pretty rough

I’ll be the first to admit that I’ll say anything

Just to see if you’re listening just to see if you’re easy

If you’re like all the rest I guess I’ll stop right now

I’ll go back to thinking, thinking of something

In this moment put down your pepper spray