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That rug you’re standing on

Took me two days to make

That mug you’re sipping took me 45 minutes to bake

Do you think that blanket just crocheted itself

Without my paws wrapping yarn all around itself?

I could go and purchase one (no no no)

But that wouldn’t be as fun (no no no)

I could go and purchase one (no)

But that wouldn’t be as fun

And I know you want one

I’m a talented creature

A DIY fashion feature

Look at my portrait

My eyes will never leave you

Want to buy my looks

And purchase my posture

Never now, never now

Never will you know

If you want to do it

You gotta prove it

I will deny it

Unless you supply it

Get, get, get, get to work

Drop the baby, drop the bagel

Put away the jams and put the dogs in the stable

You are able to create the dynasty

'Cause you could go and purchase one (no no no)

But that wouldn’t be as fun (no no no)

You could go and purchase one (no)

But that wouldn’t be as fun (no no no)

'Cause you could go and purchase one (no no no)

But that wouldn’t be as fun (no no no)

You could go and purchase one (no)

But that wouldn’t be as fun (no no no)

I’m gonna go to a party, wear a blazer made of lace (You made it?)

I’m gonna find a lover who accepts my pretty face (Good luck!)

I’m gonna make that lover’s quilt, I’m gonna make some jammy pants

I’m gonna put the «razz» in the razzmatazz of fashion

If you need me, I’m in my craft room

Touching the lining, deciding

Making things look extra fine

Get, get, get, get to work

Get, get, get, get to work

To work, to work

Get, get, get, get to work

Get, get, get, get to work

To work, to work

Watch out, world

Mama’s working with denim

Shh… baby's in the basket

I could go and purchase one

But that wouldn’t be as fun

I could go and purchase one

But that wouldn’t be as fun

I could go and purchase one (Get, get, get, get to work)

But that wouldn’t be as fun (Get, get, get, get to work, to work)

I could go and purchase one (To work, to work, to work)

But that wouldn’t be as fun