Frankensdime - Lee Scott

Oh, i just love your sillicon lips and your plazzie tits

And those ugly scars from where you sucked out all the flabby bits

You ain’t no average natural bitch at peace you’re a freak show

You crack a smile but, can’t control the muscles in your cheeks though

Face stuck, with the same look, like a manikin

With your bedazzlin vajazzle and carrot skin

Massive fake lashes with them eyebrows tatted on

A classy one, looking like your ancestors survived an atom bomb

Fuck the look you were born with every man

Wants a whore with an injected tan and a horse wig

That can shapeshift, I love the way your fake ass stays stiff

When she shakes it, first facelift — age six

She’s a sight, brought to life with a doctor’s knife

Looking for the next rich dumb footy playa that wants a wife

And their dick sucked for a nip tuck that Lil Kim look

Oozing class the waxwork Ruby Wax

Bad attitude and contact lenses to match her shoes

Bad attitude and contact lenses to match her shoes

Calves, tits, ass, lips, eyes, hips

Won’t you make me look like Frankenstein bitch?

Calves, tits, ass, lips, eyes, hips

I want to look like Frankensteins bitch

Calves, tits, ass, lips, eyes, hips

Won’t you make me look like Frankenstein bitch?

Calves, tits, ass, lips, eyes, hips

Please make me look like Frankensteins bitch

So you need to take a bit from here

Put it over here then reconstruct your rear end

I’m just being honest by the time you leave the office

You’ll realize how ugly you are now and how you should be I promise

This is a bussiness of pleasing people

And if making you look like a monster was immoral baby it’d be illegal

Don’t you wanna be a magazine star

Max Clifford PR, it depends how big your dreams are

Your whole body could be as fake as them fingernails

You could shake them tits for a bunch of coke sniffin males

With one long and painful surgical procedure

You won’t be able to tell if you’re a person or a creature

To be honest that plain Jane looks finished

When you can be a walking talking paintbrushed image