Crock Pot -

It’s a long way

We have come so far

And you know I’m in it

For the long run

And, darling

The days are telling me

It’s a good one

I was equipped for war

But it’s been nothing more

Than a long walk

With you, hand in hand

Through Prospect Park

And I wonder

What your mom would say

If she saw us today

I wonder

What your mom would say

If she saw us together

I wonder

What your mom would say

If she was alive

Today

Who’d’a thought that

I’d be growing old

With you by my side and I’d

Be a mother

To a girl with

Curly hair just like mine and I’d

Have a real job

I wear high heels to work

I belong to a gym and I

Own a crock pot

And I never leave home

Without moisturizing

And I wonder

What my mom would say

If she saw me today

I wonder

What my mom would say

If she saw us together

I wonder

What my mom would say

If she was alive

Today

You’re a good one

And I’m starting to think

I’ll keep you around some

I’m the right one

And you know that by now

So quit your kidding

Well you caught me

But I happen to think

You’re cute when you’re angry

That is not true

I am cute all the time

Much cuter than you

And I wonder

What your mom would say

If she saw us today

I wonder

What my mom would say

If she saw us together

I wonder

What Denise would say

If she was alive

Today