We Only Read The Headlines - Lazyboy

You can cut to the chase

And you know it’s okay

'Coz we only read the headlines

We only read the headlines

Baby, get to the point

And quit the foreplay

We only read the headlines

We only read the headlines anyways

54 percent of bank robberies take place on a Friday

Women blink nearly twice as much as men

Elvis never ever gave an Encore

The number of wars fought between countries

That both have at least one McDonald’s is zero

Every 5 minutes, an area of rainforest

The size of a football field is eliminated

Women who read romance novels

Have sex twice as often as those who don’t

Did you know a can of Diet Coke will float in water

While a can of regular Coke will sink

The Muppet Show was banned from TV in Saudi Arabia

Because one of its stars was a pig

Males on average think about sex every 7 seconds

More than 50 percent of the people in the world

Have never made or received a telephone call

Syphilis has risen 500 percent in the last six years in London

Why is it that everybody seems to get older

Except for Cliff Richard?

You can cut to the chase

And you know it’s okay

'Coz we only read the headlines

We only read the headlines

Baby, get to the point

And quit the foreplay

We only read the headlines

We only read the headlines anyways

1 out of 10 girls under 20 is carrying Chlamydia

According to several sources, Dr. Harvey Kellogg

Actually tried to make a cure for masturbation

When he made cornflakes

Women are 30 percent more sexually active during a full moon

Indonesia is the country with the highest scout membership

In every single episode of Seinfeld

There’s a Superman in at least one scene somewhere

If you weighed all the animals in the world

Hens would be 10 percent of the total weight

In Minnesota, there’s a law

Against men having sex with living fish

Jimmy Carter can read 2000 words per minute

Humans and dolphins are the only species

That have sex for pleasure

Danny Devito is taller than Dolly Parton

You can cut to the chase

And you know it’s okay

We only read the headlines

We only read the headlines

In the papers, on the news

Heaven heard, there’s no excuse

Informations everywhere

All you need to know is right here

It’s possible to attend your own funeral

Because the human brain continues to send out

Electrical wave signals for up to 37 hours following death

We only read the headlines

We only read the headlines

We only read the headlines

We only read the headlines

You can cut to the chase

And you know it’s okay

'Coz we only read the headlines

We only read the headlines

Baby, get to the point

And quit the foreplay

We only read the headlines

We only read the headlines anyways