Soberbutton -

Drunk again?

What a waste.

I’m flat out plastered and so shit faced*

Can’t stand up.

Can hardly talk.

Need to save my energy to walk.

Help me now to sober up.

Sweet relief into the cup.

Do it now, with all caution.

Time to push my soberbutton.

Up it comes, start to swear.

Tastes are mixing here and there.

Want some more, but I’m all out.

Hurry before I pass out.

Time to go, time to drive.

Let’s hope I can stay alive.

One more time with all caution.

Time to push my sober button.

Little puddle that I lay.

There’s little time for me to play.

As I soak back up my booze … alarm goes off, hit the snooze.

Work it is.

Scream and shout.

Time for me to get it out.

One more time with all caution.

Time to push my soberbutton.