Internet - Lauren Sanderson

They’re always talking about West coast this and East coast that

Nah, Midwest kids rule the world

They say these kids are

On the internet

Pop illegal shit

And smoke their cigarettes

Drive with no ID

No idea how to connect

Fuckin' hypocrites

And it’s all 'cause the internet

Everybody’s on the internet

What’s the internet gotta do with anything?

I be in my bed

In my head

Just a little bit

Roll a spliff, smoke a J

In my room, in the day

Cause my daddy drives a cop car

And you know it’s kinda funny

Cause I’m just a kid from Indiana

Dammit, I’m a rockstar

And it’s all 'cause the internet

They say these kids are

On the internet

Pop illegal shit

And smoke their cigarettes

Drive with no ID

No idea how to connect

Fuckin' hypocrites

And it’s all 'cause the internet

Careers and colleges from the basement

I don’t need school, found a replacement

Everybody is facing a broken nation

With demographics and comments and likes

For validation

Woah

Why you never say shit?

Say it to me in person

That’s the basics

But you can DM and text me all crazy

And now you fronting on posts for reputation

I don’t know about

Where my mind is going now

All I really know is that we’re going down, down, down

They say these kids are

On the internet

Pop illegal shit

And smoke their cigarettes

Drive with no ID

No idea how to connect

Fuckin' hypocrites

And it’s all 'cause the internet

And it’s all 'cause the internet

And it’s all 'cause the internet

(Holy shit Keith!)

(Cut!)