Nøklene - Lars Vaular

Folka leker blindebukken

Eg sier fuck å leke blindebukken

Folk har’kkje sett Espen Vaular rappe

Folk har’kkje sett Torgeir Vaular rappe, Stig Vaular rappe

Du har aldri sett sånn her du har aldri sett sånn her

Du har aldri sett sånn her du har aldri sett sånn der

Du har aldri sett sånn her du har aldri sett sånn her

Du har aldri sett sånn her du har aldri sett sånn der

Kem har sjampisen?

Kem har bøttene?

Kem kan krype inn vinduet på kjøkkenet?

Kem har nøklene?

Lille tjommi, kem har nøklene?

Kem har sjampisen?

Kem har bøttene?

Kem kan krype inn vinduet på kjøkkenet?

Kem har nøklene?

Lille tjommi, kem har nøklene?

Men si meg ka med kameleonen

E han en og samme person?

E han schisofren eller skitzofren

Når han blir i ett med gresset midt på plenen

Koffor e det feil å stille spørsmål

Koffor skal du ta det som et søksmål

Når eg spør om eg kan få bli retorisk

Rytmisk melodisk og supersonisk

Som et segaspill når eg beveger din kropp på et dansegulv

Eg har skills, kem skal fucke med lasaren?

Eg sier kem skal fucke med lasere?!?

Når eg sikter på midten

Løper i sirkler rundt folkemassen som passeren

Som det passer meg, som det passer seg

Ey, gidder du å passe deg

For eg tar opp plass og massetetthet

Kommer inn i kåken med passe frekkhet

Sånn passe frekkhet, sånn passe frekkhet

Kem har sjampisen?

Kem har bøttene?

Kem kan krype inn vinduet på kjøkkenet?

Kem har nøklene?

Lille tjommi, kem har nøklene?

Kem har sjampisen?

Kem har bøttene?

Kem kan krype inn vinduet på kjøkkenet?

Kem har nøklene?

Lille tjommi, kem har nøklene?

Du har aldri sett sånn her, sett sånn der, sett sånn her

DU har aldri sett det sånn her, sett det sånn der, sett det sånn her

Du har aldri sett sånn der, sett det sånn her, sett det sånn der

Du har aldri sett sånn her, sett sånn der, sett sånn her

Jenter som e født 90-tallet, gutter som e født på 80-tallet

Kan godt gå, men det kan gå gale, kan godt gå, men det kan gå gale

Gutter som e født på 90-tallet med jenter som e født på 80-tallet

Og gutter som e født på 70-tallet, jenter som e født på 60-tallet

Koffor må du ha ID for å få i det?

Hvis eg hadde hatt i det hadde’kkje trengt ID

Hadde’kkje trengt å få fatt i det

Mann, eg hadde gitt faen i det

Kor langt kan skjegget egentlig bli før eg klipper det?

Før eg klipper det, før eg flipper helt ut og mister det?

Kem har sjampisen?

Kem har bøttene?

Kem kan krype inn vinduet på kjøkkenet?

Kem har nøklene?

Lille tjommi, kem har nøklene?

Kem har sjampisen?

Kem har bøttene?

Kem kan krype inn vinduet på kjøkkenet?

Kem har nøklene?

Lille tjommi, kem har nøklene?

People play the scapegoat

I say fuck to play the scapegoat

People have not seen Espen Vaular fast

People have not seen Torgeir Vaular rap, Stig Vaular rap

You've never seen anything like this, you've never seen anything like this

You've never seen anything like this, you've never seen anything like it there

You've never seen anything like this, you've never seen anything like this

You've never seen anything like this, you've never seen anything like it there

Who has the champagne?

Who has the buckets?

Who can crawl in the kitchen window?

Who has the keys?

Little tjommi, who has the keys?

Who has the champagne?

Who has the buckets?

Who can crawl in the kitchen window?

Who has the keys?

Little tjommi, who has the keys?

But tell me ka with the chameleon

Is he one and the same person?

E he schizophrenic or schizophrenic

When he becomes one with the grass in the middle of the lawn

Suitcase it is wrong to ask questions

Suitcase you should take it as a lawsuit

When I ask if I can be rhetorical

Rhythmically melodic and supersonic

Like a sega game when I move your body on a dance floor

I have skills, chem should fuck with the laser?

I say chem should fuck with lasers?!?

When I aim at the middle

Runs in circles around the crowd as the passerby

As it suits me, as it suits

Ey, do you mind taking care of yourself

Because I take up space and mass density

Comes into the shed with appropriate audacity

That's how fit rudeness, that's how fit rudeness

Who has the champagne?

Who has the buckets?

Who can crawl in the kitchen window?

Who has the keys?

Little tjommi, who has the keys?

Who has the champagne?

Who has the buckets?

Who can crawl in the kitchen window?

Who has the keys?

Little tjommi, who has the keys?

You've never seen like this, seen like that, seen like this

YOU have never seen it like this, seen it like that, seen it like this

You've never seen it like that, seen it like this, seen it like that

You've never seen like this, seen like that, seen like this

Girls born in the 90s, boys born in the 80s

Can go well, but it can go crazy, can go well, but it can go crazy

Boys born in the 90's with girls born in the 80's

And boys born in the 70's, girls born in the 60's

Suitcase do you need an ID to get in it?

If I had, I would not have needed an ID

Didn't need to get it

Man, I had given a damn about that

How long can the beard really be before I cut it?

Before I cut it, before I completely freak out and lose it?

Who has the champagne?

Who has the buckets?

Who can crawl in the kitchen window?

Who has the keys?

Little tjommi, who has the keys?

Who has the champagne?

Who has the buckets?

Who can crawl in the kitchen window?

Who has the keys?

Little tjommi, who has the keys?