Ninja - Lars Vaular

Alt eg husker e

Alt eg husker e

Eg husker ingenting

Alt eg husker e

Eg husker ingenting

Alt eg husker e

Eg husker ingenting

Alt eg husker e at alle sammen så sur ut

Eg måtte ta meg sammen så eg tok meg en tur ut

Tok en telefon, eg ville ha med meg Gud ut

Gud sa «Fy faen denne damen ser kul ut»

Følte meg som en guru

Gud kikket på hon og det blikket så lurt ut

Gud brettet opp ermet, det kom en fugl ut

Rett i fra Honolulu

Hon sa «Herregud, triks er for kids, mann»

Mens krigsbarn i krigsland synker i kvikksand

«Det e trist mann, sist gang eg hørte ditt navn

Va det rett før mitt navn og ordet 'Hitsang'»

Han sa han ska finne et barskap

Han ga galt svar, eg vil ha annet svar

Han står og danser i sitt åpne landskap

Fuck å ta ansvar når du kan ta sjanser

Koffor e Gud så treig?

Koffor e Gud så sein?

Koffor e Gud så stein?

Vi står der som noen utropstegn

Mamma sa «Koffor e du så treig?»

Pappa sa «Koffor e du så sein?»

«Koffor e du så stein?»

Alt eg husker e

Eg kom ned som en ninja

Med alle mine venner og venninner

Og alle kaller meg en synder

Eg river det ned som et hinder

Eg, eg kom ned som en ninja

Eg, eg kom ned som en ninja

Tok mikken for å legge nokken linjer

Alt eg husker e

Null makt i mine spede hender

Gud spantet en runde for å glede venner

Du visskje tro det før du ser det hender

Og sier hold an som en nederlender

Amen bare kulan

Hyrden og sauen e av samme ulla

En Bloody Mary og en Amarula

Alle sammen syng halleluja

Den der damen ser kjent ut

Eg kunne navnet før men det navnet har eg glemt ut

Men du, koffor ser hon så sint ut?

Å ja, det e hon der Hanne Nabintu

Hæ, på tide å gå hjem

Hjem til en annen som har døren sin åpen

Insh’allah, Gud e med oppi kåken

Eg e så ute men e inne i tåken

Eg kom ned som en ninja

Med alle mine venner og venninner

Og alle kaller meg en synder

Eg river det ned som et hinder

Eg, eg kom ned som en ninja

Eg, eg kom ned som en ninja

Tok mikken for å legge nokken linjer

Alt eg husker e

Everything I remember e

Everything I remember e

I remember nothing

Everything I remember e

I remember nothing

Everything I remember e

I remember nothing

All I remember is that everyone looked angry

I had to pull myself together so I took a trip out

Took a phone call, I wanted to take God out with me

God said "Damn this lady looks cool"

Felt like a guru

God looked at her and that look looked foolish

God rolled up his sleeve, a bird came out

Straight in from Honolulu

She said "Oh my God, tricks are for kids, man"

While children of war in war lands sink in quicksand

"It's a sad man, last time I heard your name

Was it just before my name and the word 'Hitsang' »

He said he would find a bar

He gave the wrong answer, I want another answer

He stands and dances in his open landscape

Fuck to take responsibility when you can take chances

Koffor e God so slow?

Koffor e God so late?

Koffor e God so stone?

We stand there like some exclamation point

Mom said "Suitcases are you so slow?"

Dad said "Suitcases are you late?"

"Suitcases are you so stone?"

Everything I remember e

I came down as a ninja

With all my friends

And everyone calls me a sinner

I tear it down like an obstacle

Me, I came down as a ninja

Me, I came down as a ninja

Took the mic to add some lines

Everything I remember e

Zero power in my small hands

God spun a round to please friends

You may believe it before you see it happen

And says hold on like a Dutchman

Amen just the ball

The shepherd and the sheep are of the same wool

A Bloody Mary and an Amarula

Everyone sings hallelujah

The one where the lady looks familiar

I knew the name before but that name I forgot

But you, suitcases, does she look so angry?

Oh yes, that's her Hanne Nabintu

Hi, time to go home

Home to another who has his door open

Insh’allah, God e with up the hut

I looked outside but inside the fog

I came down as a ninja

With all my friends

And everyone calls me a sinner

I tear it down like an obstacle

Me, I came down as a ninja

Me, I came down as a ninja

Took the mic to add some lines

Everything I remember e