World News - Laro

They say women will rule,

this world in time to come,

it will be a heck of a thing,

to see a woman ruling she husband,

saying you got to wash,

don’t forget to cook,

or see about the children and all,

because she have to go,

to play cricket and play football.

Imagine,

men washing the dishes,

women gone to work,

then your wife come home drunk on payday,

beat you up she a making joke,

imagine,

women organising,

beauty contest for we,

and some hard fool fellas like me,

walking ‘cross the stage in a bikini,

imagine.

There will be a woman government,

that will be foolishness,

for in parliament they will be only discussing people business,

will be she said,

that she said,

that they said that all a dem said,

the prime minister,

you know she cooked sour fish yesterday.

Imagine,

men washing the dishes,

women gone to work,

and your wife siddon in the wrong bar,

cracking them dirty jokes.

Imagine,

you have a wild woman,

luck she running 'bout wild,

you bring she up for maintainance

and she sayin' she i need a child,

imagine.

Women will be coast guards,

police and soldiers,

big bus drivers, labourers,

even scavangers,

if you have an ex woman with your wife,

she sure to beat you bad,

saying its for you i working hard

while you bring in a girl in the yard.

Imagine,

a big creole man,

washing he wife on the clothes,

or he forget to saw she light

and she have kill him with those,

just imagine,

that a big fat man calling out he is in pain,

and he tellin he wife Eileen,

you see you make me pregnant again.

Hmmmm,

imagine,

imagine,

what a world!

Lord Laro.