The New You - Laptop

Your life is going nowhere fast

You never stand out

(just a face in the crowd)

And you have to if you want success

(and I know that you want success, doesn’t everybody want success)

You need a gimmick

You need a shtick

You need to change something

You need to re-invent it

Change your name

Lift your face

Change your everything

I like it

I much prefer the new you

So much better than the old you

The new you

So much better than the old you

People are finally going to notice you

Hey, who is that man?

(I like what he’s doing)

Let’s give him lots of money

(send him a check, sign him up)

What a gimmick!

What a shtick!

The kids will love that!

The kids will imitate it!

They’ll change their names

They’ll lose some weight

Spread make up on their faces

They’ll like it

They’ll much prefer the new you

They’ll much prefer the new you

The new you

So much better than the old you

Three cheers for the modern you

Hip hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

Three cheers for the modern you

Hip hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

Three cheers for the modern you

Hip hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

I like it

I much prefer the new you

I much prefer the new you

I much prefer the new you

I much prefer…