Beer Bong Song - Lagerstein

Diesel: The toughest of the crew,

Holds a powerful drop of the mightiest brew!

Giles: He’s Mother Junkst’s mate,

A good drop but a flaming cheapskate!

Frosty: He’s the ladies man,

He’s mackin' the ladies whenever he can,

A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you,

These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew!

Oh it’s a joy to sing about booze,

The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!

Bongadille: He’s your dad,

A drink from him will send you mad!

Vulcan: he’s the flying V,

As mighty as any duck can be!

Ultrabong — He’s the king,

A drop from him will make you sing!

A beer bong for me, a beer bong for you,

These are the tools of the Lagerstein crew!

Oh it’s a joy to sing about booze,

The mighty beer bong the king of the crew!