Minä ja Jari - Laakso

Min ja Jari mentiin lauantaina Hanoi Rocks konserttiin

Kuultiin taruja «nuo on rockstaroja», aamusta iltaan amfetamiin

Konsertti oli mahtava mutta met ulos heitettiin,

Tst jatkoillle uusille matkoille ulkona ptettiin

Jonku autolla yhtkki lautalla «jass Gotlantiin?»

Saaressa vanhoissa juhlavaatteissa satamassa nukuttiin

Keskell piv meille selvis ett jatkot oli ohi ja meilt puuttu koti,

No ei siin mitn keskell kes vain lintu tarvii pes

Ja meillhn oli jo juhlavaatteet pll ja rikkaita naisia paikka oli tynn!

Ajattelin kyh elm, rikkaan naisen kanssa se loppuis thn

Sitten mietittiin mill hinnalla menisimme naimisiin.

Ptettiin ett naimisiin ei menn milln halvalla hinnalla

Ei naimisiin langeta vaikka elm ois kuinka kankeaa

Jos haluat ett papille vastaan tahdon niin muista et se maksaa!

Viimeiset rahat samppanjaan, ei mitn huolia «maana maana»

Hotellihuonekkin maksettiin, ei mitn huolia «maana maana»

Uusi ilta ja kova meno pll «true friends it never ends»

Kesiltas kevyt hengitt, rakastan elm

Kesiltas kevyt hengitt, rakastan elm

Jari tuli juttuun mustan neidin kanssa

Jtin ne rauhaan sanoin «jag mste danssa»

Myhemmin huomasin et olin yksin, Jari oli lhtenyt hotelliin

Jaa jaa mitp tss yelmss soolona istuskelee

Se traagiselta nytt voi ett m oon jykk flirttaileen tst meen

Ajattelin ett yrittisin tuon kovan mimmin kanssa pst kotiin

Menin sitte rohkeasti poriseen ja tuntu silt ett hyvin menee.

Mutta vhn ajan pst huomasin sen, ett kova mimmi oli hyvin uskollinen

Se sano «ennen ku menen naimisiin en puutu mihinkn likaseen seksiin»

Min muka hymyilin ja vastasin ett «baby marry me!»

Se haukku mut, ei mua halunnut

M lhdin, lhdin, lhdin.

No m tilasin taksin ja taksi piti maksaa,

Silloin ei ollutkkaan yhtn rahaa

Taskuja kaivoin olin menettnyt kaiken, rosvo oli se uskovainen nainen

Se nytti olevansa enkeli, sitten rysti mut, helvetin enkeli

Sit, itseni maailmaa — vaikka mit vihasin, vihasin, vihasin

Ei auttanut muu, vaan hyvksy katu, jolla piti ypy

Thn loppu satu oli kyhempi kuin koskaan, kaikki oli roskaa

Halusin itseni kostaa

Taas viikon pst en vhkn kadu en tt Viikon pst uudestaan rikkaita naisia baariin jahtaamaan.

Min and Jari went to the Hanoi Rocks concert on Saturday

We heard rumors «they are rock stars», from morning to night on amphetamines

The concert was great but we were thrown out,

So, for continued new journeys, outside was taken

Anyone with a car or a ferry to "Jass Gotland?"

On the island, we slept in old party clothes in the harbor

In the middle of the day, it became clear to us that the extensions were over and we were missing a home,

Well, not here, as in the middle of summer only a bird needs a bath

And we already had party clothes, and the place was full of rich women!

I thought kyh elm, with a rich woman it ends thn

Then we wondered at what price we would get married.

It was decided that marriage does not come at a cheap price

Don't get married no matter how hard it is

If you want the priest to accept the will, remember that it doesn't cost!

Last money for champagne, no worries «maana maana»

The hotel room was also paid for, no worries «maana maana»

New night and going hard pll «true friends it never ends»

Summer light breaths, I love elm

Summer light breaths, I love elm

Jari started a conversation with a black girl

I left them alone with «jag mste danssa»

Later I noticed that I was alone, Jari had left for the hotel

Share share how much tss yelmss is sitting alone

It's tragic now that I've been flirting with you

I thought I'd try to go home with that tough mimmi

So I bravely went to the mud and I felt like it was going well.

But after a while I noticed that tough Mimmi was very loyal

It says «before I get married I won't have any dirty sex»

I smiled and answered «baby marry me!»

It barked at me, it didn't want me

I went, went, went.

Well, I ordered a taxi and had to pay for the taxi,

I didn't have any money then

Digging my pockets, I had lost everything, the robber was the believing woman

It claimed to be an angel, then it hit me, a damn angel

Sit, my world — even though I hated, hated, hated

Nothing else helped, but accept the street on which the ypy was held

The rest of the fairy tale was worse than ever, everything was rubbish

I wanted to avenge myself

After a week, I won't even regret it. After a week, I'll go to the bar to chase rich women again.