La Mula - La Polla Records

Es un general que viene a buscar sitio para disparar

En el campo está y avanzando va, menos no podía ser

Agapito está con su mulo Juan que no se quiere mover

Y ese militar que quiere pasar y se empieza a impacientar

Salga usté de ahí - hágame el favor — respete la autoridá

Agapito que se arrasca el pito y el mulo que mira mal

Agapito muy tranquilo, va Juanito muévete

Siempre me viene con prisas esta gente de ciudá

Este mulo cabezota que no se quiere mover

Tenga un poco de paciencia esperesé un poco usté

Salga usté de ahí - hágame el favor — respete la autoridá

Agapito que se arrasca el pito y el mulo que mira mal

Llama la patria, hierve la sangre en las venas del soldado

Que tiene muy poco aguante

En nefasta maniobra se pone detrás del mulo que de una coz

Bien potente le manda a tomar por culo

Ese militar en medio’l trigal uniforme desgarrao

Mal pa' respirar mal pa' caminar vaya hostión que se ha llevao

Mira qu’es negao cómo pasa por detras

Mira qu’es negao cómo pasa por detras

Este mulo mío nunca tiene mucha prisa

Hay que andar con ojo que estos bichos nunca avisan

Los aldeanos en la tasca se parten la polla

Ese mulo tuyo es del pacto de Varsovia

Ese general en el hospital tendrá tiempo de pensar

Que los mulos nada entienden de estrategia militar

He is a general who comes to look for a place to shoot

He is in the field and advancing he goes, less could not be

Agapito is with his mule Juan who doesn't want to move

And that soldier who wants to pass and starts to get impatient

Get out of there - do me a favor — respect authority

Agapito who scratches his dick and the mule who looks bad

Agapito very calm, go Juanito move

These people from the city always come to me in a hurry

This stubborn mule that doesn't want to move

Have a little patience wait a little you

Get out of there - do me a favor — respect authority

Agapito who scratches his dick and the mule who looks bad

The motherland calls, the blood boils in the soldier's veins

That he has very little stamina

In a disastrous maneuver he gets behind the mule that kicks

Very powerful he sends him to take it up the ass

That soldier in the middle of the torn wheat field

Bad to' breathe bad to' walk what a host that has taken

Look what is denied or how it goes from behind

Look what is denied or how it goes from behind

This mule of mine is never in a hurry

You have to be careful that these bugs never warn

The villagers in the tavern break their dicks

That mule of yours is from the Warsaw pact

That general in the hospital will have time to think

That the mules understand nothing about military strategy