Vampire - Kung Fu Vampire

What you know about a Vampire death row

Inmates clepto, kept those for memero-

Bilia so I can feel ya

Neckromancing and necrophilia now’s your chance in

I’m breaking and shaking and making them do my dance

The dragon-eous snake charmer begin to entrance

Advancing checks to my undead army

Of natives and zombies, no Abercrombies

Just Eyethai’s and Dutch to get you out the clutch

Never can you move

Never can you stay

Never can you leave

You will always breathe

No shadow its death, left in a whirlwind

Surrounded by those who can’t decipher sin

I’m a lifer in the game of eternity

Ain’t no unfamiliar fame gonna turn on me

I’m the same outcast from the Mediterranean sea

Exhausted your temple mentally

Vampire, Fang Fang—we bite necks

Satire, Bang Bang—two to the chest

All the killers gather round for the blood-fest

No incest we infest infecting the west

Can’t stop running 'round, it will get bloody

Can’t stop running 'round, it will get bloody

Can’t stop running 'round in circles, I can’t stop running

Can’t stop running 'round in circles, after your bloody kind

A fatal kiss I’m not a killer I’m a feminist

An atheist do these Pharaohs provide evidence

Imagine the future, but presently I reminisce

Her eminence severs all the evidence of intelligence

What I didn’t have she possessed pure elements

I was known to grab and not ask protest the eloquence

Estes relevant, bless this celibate, bless this for the hell of it

‘Cuz I’m the one telling it your soul came smelling it

If I take away all the suffering and pain

If I let you play and there’s nothing I will gain

If I grant eternally undead to sustain

Half life is interesting and never mundane

I greet them and invite um in

Bleed um and recite the hymn

De-seed the flower proceed to bite um with a grin

Thanks for the vitamins

Minerals hyping me up for the win

I’m whimsical plus my favorite sport is sin

Vampire, Fang Fang—we bite necks

Satire, Bang Bang—two to the chest

All the killers gather round for the blood-fest

No incest we infest infecting the west

Can’t stop running 'round, it will get bloody

Can’t stop running 'round, it will get bloody

Can’t stop running 'round in circles, I can’t stop running

Can’t stop running 'round in circles, after your bloody kind

Vampire—Fang Fang!