Muscle - Kruger

Girls they call me Hulk the Handsome

If they’ve time to pronounce my name before they come

I am Stupendous Man, I am the God of f*ck

Do you plan to loose a pound or two?

Do you want to get rid of adipose tissue?

Please spend the night in my f*ckpad

It’s hotter here than downtown Baghdad

You’ll loose more weight in twenty minutes

Than with the local fitness season ticket

I’ve been working on every muscle

It’s been a lifelong and faithful battle

My body has been carved into a f*cking machine

I’ve sculpted every inch of it after Henry Rollins

First Gymnasium, now Solarium, yum-yum !

I need to book my cancer before sanatorium