I've Done a Poo - Koit

There’s something I need to tell you

There’s something I need to say

I’ve been very creative

I think it’ll make your day

I’ve done a poo for you

It’s a brown number two

It’s what I love the most

I’ve smeared it on your post

I’ve done a poo Daddy

It’s in your golf caddy

Hey look I’ve got poo boobs

And there’s some in that tube

Daddy…

I’ve got something to show you

You’ll tell me I’m the best

I made something exciting

I think you’ll be impressed

I’ve done a poo you see

It’s on your bonsai tree

Come play a game with me

There’s just crap on TV

I’ve done a poo out there

I covered it with hair

I did one in the sink

Then stirred some in your drink

I’ve done a poo for sure

Here comes a little more

It’s in my piggy bank

Floating in the fish tank

I’ve done a poo quick look

I squashed some in your book

I’m a man let’s pretend

Here have you met my friend