Up, Up, Down, Down -

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right

B, A, Select, Start, I’m trying to unlock your heart

From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls

I’m hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you

I see that you frequent my shop

I’d like for you to know my name

The call me box 138

I think, we are due, for a walk

Cause like me you pull from the middle

And skip the books up on the top, so…

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right

B, A, Select, Start, I’m trying to unlock your heart

From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls

I’m hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you

I wish I could know what you dream

Are you flying high without a care?

Do people often stop and stare?

Cause you’re both a girl and fan

I bet it’s hard to join the rest

With fanboys staring at your chest, so…

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right

B, A, Select, Start, I’m trying to unlock your heart

From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls

I’m hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you

Even though it’s improbable, it seems that this could go my way

I should take a risk, then like Wilson Fisk, be the Kingpin of this day

Then you turn around and say hello, and everything’s okay

That night, when we went on a date

Our goals in life we talked about while sipping on a Guiness stout

Until we drove back to your place

I said we should do it again

That’s when you stabbed me with a pen

Because you planned to murder me

Cause you’ve been stalking me for weeks

And then shoved me in your house

And punched me hard right in the mouth

And warned me that I shouldn’t scream

Or you’d gut me like Wolverine

This date had turned out kinda sucky

I thought i was getting lucky

Not cut up in little bits

And served up as your favorite dish

She’s a man-eater I’m told

Like the song from Hall & Oates

Influenced by The Temptations

Played on the 60's on every station

I don’t know where this song will end

But I don’t care because I’m dead

Whoa oh, cause I’m dead

Whoa oh, cause I’m dead

Whoa oh, cause I’m dead

Whoa oh, cause I’m dead

I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead