Going Home -

I pack my clothes and grab my single issues

And wrap 'em up tight

Make a list so my collection’s complete

Went to bed early, but I can’t sleep

Way too excited, been waiting all week

Everyone’s here so let’s gas up the van

Not enough room so we Tetris the bags

We’re on the road, we’re going home

To the place where wild nerds roam

With pretty girls and dudes in capes

Going to cons is our escape

It’s like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky

Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly

We’re on the road, we’re going home

We’re going home

We melt the highway miles away like Sunfire

No stopping tonight

A Double-Double the only thing that could break our stride

Born to Run blastin', we’re rockin' with Bruce

Through the dark knight we’re flyin' with nothing to lose

Wind whipping by like a Banshee’s scream

The tail lights are draggin' like Omega Beams

We’re on the road, we’re going home

To the place where wild nerds roam

With pretty girls and dudes in capes

Going to cons is our escape

It’s like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky

Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly

We’re on the road, we’re going home

We’re going home

Show’s in sight, we can hardly wait

Walking through the doors like they’re pearly gates

The smell of long boxes fills the open air

Quarter bin orphans with a puppy stare

You can feel the love flowing through the 10-foot aisles

Slave Girl Leias with their knowing smiles…

Yeah we’ve arrived…

We’re going home, we’re going home

To the place where wild nerds roam

With pretty girls and dudes in capes

Going to cons is our escape

It’s like a Mecca for geeks in a star-filled sky

Where you can meet all your heroes and none of them fly

We’re on the road, we’re going home, we’re going home, we’re going home,

we’re going home