Big Heart -

Well I’m here with a new proclamation

To rid the world of evil and super spies

A new hero for an apathetic nation

Like a Tranformer, more to me than meets the eye

But sometimes I do fear I’m under-qualified

I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight

I don’t have wings and I’m afraid of heights

I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York

I thought I’d maybe die

I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars

I’ve got no job, but I’ve got a big heart

Sometimes when I think I’ve been shot at

I wet myself and cry

Once caught four albino doughnut robbers

Twice covered in grease by a chick named Duchess Fries

Three times I was knocked out by a mango from Kid Atilla

Man, I really hate that guy

But like my girl always says

What can the world expect?

You only doing your best

But still I feel less

I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight

I don’t have wings and I’m afraid of heights

I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York

I thought I’d maybe die

I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars

I’ve got no job, but I’ve got a big heart

Sometimes when I think I’ve been shot at

I wet myself and cry

And when it comes, my final gasp

I’m hoping that my name will last

As a hero who stood up against the bad

Never turned his back

But never did, I run way

And never did I save the day

Cuz if asteroids hit and make hippos fly

I’m not your guy

I don’t have powers, no x-ray sight

I don’t have wings cuz I’m afraid of heights

I once tried on a ferris wheel in New York

I thought I’d maybe die

I’m not that strong, I don’t lift cars

I’ve got no job, but I’ve got a big heart

And that counts much more than a square jaw

So tell your friends, with my weak chin,

I’m here to win

Tell everyone I’ve arrived