Scotland - King Missile

I’d like to go to Scotland

I’d like to wear a kilt

I’d like to show off my two legs

And do just what I wilt

I’d like to go to Scotland

And show off my two thighs

I’d like to wear a minikilt

And poke you in the eyes

I’d like to go to Scotland

And be so very bad

I’d wear a micro minikilt

Of plaid