Botox og Silicone - Kim Larsen

Hun kigged' sig selv i spejlet

Og sagde: «Vorherre bevares

Mit liv det er ganske forfejlet

Jeg ligner en gammel asparges»

Så gik hun hen til en doktor

Med ti måneders opsparet løn

Skide være med hva' det koster

Bare det ka' gøre mig køn

Nu ligner hun Gitte Stalone

Mer' end hun ligner sig selv

Med botox og silikone

Ka' man narre fanden selv

Når hun går tur ned ad strøget

Så si’r de: «Hvor er hun dog sød»

Men når hun smider tøjet

Er hun stadig mellem firs og skindød

Hun gik ind på en bar for at finde

En uskyldig ungersvend

Der ville det samme som hende

Og så gik de sammen hjem

Men da de la' sig på sengen

Da så de det begge to

Han var lige så affældig som hende

Hva' ska' man så tro?

Nu ligner hun Gitte Stalone

Mer' end hun ligner sig selv

Med botox og silikone

Ka' man narre fanden selv

Når hun går tur ned ad strøget

Så si’r de: «Hvor er hun dog sød»

Men når hun smider tøjet

Er hun stadig mellem firs og skindød

She looked at herself in the mirror

And said: «Our Lord be preserved

My life it is quite flawed

I look like an old asparagus»

Then she went to a doctor

With ten months' salary saved

Never mind what it costs

Only that can make me pretty

Now she looks like Gitte Stalone

More' than she looks like herself

With botox and silicone

Can you fool the hell out of yourself

When she walks down the street

Then they say: «How cute she is»

But when she throws the clothes away

Is she still between eighty and likely dead

She went into a bar to find

An innocent bachelor

There wanted the same as her

And then they walked home together

But when they lay down on the bed

Then they both saw it

He was as decrepit as she was

So what are you supposed to believe?

Now she looks like Gitte Stalone

More' than she looks like herself

With botox and silicone

Can you fool the hell out of yourself

When she walks down the street

Then they say: «How cute she is»

But when she throws the clothes away

Is she still between eighty and likely dead