The Wine Thief - Kill the Vultures

Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?

I said, who is this wine thief and where did they come from?

Ayo, someone around here is gonna get hung

I’m looking for the one with the purple tongue, it ain’t fine

Last night I went and bought a brand new box

And they didn’t have the decency to save me a drop, it’s a crime

Who’s been drinking all my goddamn wine?

Who’s been drinking all my goddamn wine?

Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?

Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?

My roommates all tell me it must’ve been a mouse

So I went and got some dynamite and blew up my house

I don’t mind

Small price to pay

Now they tell me I took out half of the block

Then I went and bought another box before I got caught

I’m serving time, shit

I don’t mind, one more time, I said

Who’s been drinking all my goddamn wine?

Who’s been drinking all my goddamn wine?

Who is this wine thief and where did they come from

The kitchen was clear, the cork came undone

Polished the bottle off and murdered the box, too

Had it all planned out and followed the job through

Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?

Who is this wine thief and where did they come from?

God dammit, who’s been drinking all my goddamn wine?

I said who’s been drinking all my goddamn wine?