I Hope - Kidd G

I hope your Granny runs out of cornbread

I hope an acorn hits you in the head

I hope your sweet tea runs out of ice

I hope you end up alone tonight

I hope your beer comes out to be warm

I hope you lay in a yard of thorns

I hope he meets his cousin and loves her more

I hope you burn your marshmallow roast in s’mores (Yeehaw)

I hope your car goes in a lake

Hope your bird, dog gets bit by a snake

I hope your farm gets sold to a guy with the first name Jake

And I hope he tells you you’re tacky

While he is walking around in his Khakis

'Cause I know he’s a city slicker

I hope he falls in love with your sister

I hope your pops tells you he don’t love you

Puts a stripper above you

I hope Duck Dynasty don’t show up on your TV tonight (Bitch)

Hope you run out of your wifi, while you’re scrolling through sci-fi

I hope that one night he gets you pregnant, and you and him end up on Maury

I hope by now you miss me

I hope you know you did me wrong, you did me wrong (You did)

I hope you know I loved you, I gave you everything

I hope you see me down the road and it takes you down memory lane

I hope you remember our first date, turned your best day into your worst day

I hope that your sunshine goes and turns to a rainy day