Marjory Razorblade - Kevin Coyne

Marjory Razorblade is as keen and sharp as can be

Will always settle my problems for me

She will sort out all my dusty neighbours

Cut a swatch right through their undignified ways

And if they talk about me behind my back

She will not play their game, she will not play that game, she will not play

their game

Oh, Marjory Razorblade oh what a picture she made

In her long and her fusty dress a nd her hair that she plaited best

Oh what a woman, what a tongue, what an abrasive manner

And if anyone upsets me, they will regret it, they will regret it

Oh she’s mine though she’s over fifty-nine

She’s experience of the world far beyond my years

Oh mother me Marjory oh Razorblade

Mother me Marjory oh Razorblade